Titties are not pockets

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Titties are not pockets

Post by HEPZIBAH » Tue Mar 14, 2017 9:49 am

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Re: Titties are not pockets

Post by Horus » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:11 am

Oh Hepzi, you have just triggered a memory I would rather forget. Once while enjoying a few drinks in a beach side bar in Cyprus a rather large lady did just that when settling a bar bill for her table, the look on the waiters (and my) face as she reached into this cavernous dirty grey bra that she was wearing underneath a loose cotton frock with gaping armpits and proceeded to ferret about for money to pay him. After much juggling of the contents she retrieved a hand full of crumpled damp looking notes, I hate to think where she kept the small change. :sk
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Re: Titties are not pockets

Post by Dusak » Tue Mar 14, 2017 10:31 am

Personally speaking, I think tities are for suckers so I think that I'll nip this one in the bud. :tk I often wondered how members passed their free time. :lol:
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Re: Titties are not pockets

Post by HEPZIBAH » Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:05 am

:oops: It has been known for Ms Hepzi to become as Egyptian as her friends and store her phone in her bra when the need has arisen. Hearing a Coptic choir suddenly start singing loudly from deep with in my bosom can come as quite a shock to many people and not least myself.
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Re: Titties are not pockets

Post by Brian Yare » Tue Mar 14, 2017 4:33 pm

Horus wrote:I hate to think where she kept the small change. :sk
Probably in her purse. :roll: