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A joke too far?

Post by newcastle »

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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The bank manager looks back at her and says. "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." :lol:



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Re: A joke too far?

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:lol: Nice one :up
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Re: A joke too far?

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I know one fairly similar but in today's world would be hauled in front of the courts for discrimination. But good adaption and no harm. :lol:

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Major Thom wrote:I know one fairly similar but in today's world would be hauled in front of the courts for discrimination. But good adaption and no harm. :lol:
Oor Wullie is agog!

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Re: A joke too far?

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An oldie but goodie :D
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