Psychiatrist vs. Bartender ....
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So, I went to a shrink and told him:
"I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.
I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink.
"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"One hundred fifty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later, the doctor met me on the street.
"Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.
A Bartender cured me for $10.00.
I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" with a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a Bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed.
Ain't nobody under there now."
It's always better to get a second opinion.
REMEMBER,
A day without a smile is,
Like a day without sunshine !
A day without sunshine is,
Like ... night !!!
Bartender
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