Merry Christmas

A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.

Moderators: DJKeefy, 4u Network

Post Reply
User avatar
Brian Yare
Royal V.I.P
Royal V.I.P
Posts: 2566
Joined: Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:11 pm
Location: Worcester, UK
Has thanked: 720 times
Been thanked: 647 times
Gender:
Contact:
United Kingdom

Merry Christmas

Post by Brian Yare »

Three men died on Christmas eve and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said that to gain entry they must all show him something relating to Christmas.

The first, an Irishman lit his ciggy lighter, said "Christmas Candle, and was allowed to enter

The second, a Scotsman rattled a bunch of keys, said Christmas Bells and was allowed to enter

The third a suave and handsome Englishman took from his pocket a pair of sexy silk knickers and waved them at Saint Peter who said "How do they relate to Christmas"

The Englishman replied "They're Carol's"


Post Reply
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post