A guy brings his best mate home....

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A guy brings his best mate home....

Post by Zooropa » Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:15 pm

unannounced, for dinner at 6:30pm, after work. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits there, open-mouthed, and listens to the tirade...

"My bloody hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered to cook tonight!

Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you idiot ?"


"Because he's thinking of getting married?"



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