One Sunny Afternoon Somewhere In South Africa....

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One Sunny Afternoon Somewhere In South Africa....

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Nelson Mandela was sitting on his front porch enjoying the sun when an artic truck loaded with cars pulled up next to his house.

Out jumps the driver, a Chinese man with a clip board, he approaches him and says

"delivery for you"

He replies "I did not order these there not for me"

"ok" says the Chinese man and he drives off.

The next day once again he is on his porch and the same man pulls up again with all the cars.

"delivery for you" says the man.

"I told you yesterday, there not for me I did not order them"

"ok" replies the man and off he drives again.

On the third day the same man arrives yet again.

"delivery for you"

losing his temper, he jumps out of his chair and pins the small Chinese man against the wall.

"no look here ive had enough of this, ive told you, these are not my bloody cars I did not order them"!

"ok" says the chines man.

"you not Nissan main dealer"?


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