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In a Crowded Library

Post by LovelyLadyLux »

In a crowded library

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.

He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was
truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table
and said with a laugh...

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you
felt embarrassed, right?

The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . .
That's Absurd!

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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Re: In a Crowded Library

Post by FABlux »

:lol: Brilliant :lol:

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