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Male Logic

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:52 pm

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:And how long have you been drinking?

Man:About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man:Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:Correct

Woman:Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?



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Re: Male Logic

Post by Bullet Magnet » Thu Jul 18, 2013 7:08 am

Yep, Male Logic, Lightning quick comeback's ... :cg

( for which you will pay dearly, slowly and painfully should you attempt this on a spouse ). .. :cool:
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Re: Male Logic

Post by Dusak » Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:58 am

Fortunately I've escaped any comebacks, but I was lightening quick changing the locks just in case. :up
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