The Three Legged Pig

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The Three Legged Pig

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A travelling tractor salesman approached a farm. In the courtyard he spotted a pig with only three legs.

After his sales pitch to the farmer he commented on the pig.

"Why has your pig only got three legs?"

"Well" said the farmer, "one day when I was out ploughing the field the farmhouse caught fire, the pig charged down the locked front door, pulled out my wife and three children then raced to me to alert me of the fire in enough time for me to put it out with only a little damage"

"Wow!, impressive!" said the salesman.

"But why has it only got three legs" the salesman pressed.

"Well" said the farmer..........

"when you have a pig that clever you don't eat it all at once"


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Doesn't beat my five legged sheep Zooropa.
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Dusak wrote:Doesn't beat my five legged sheep Zooropa.
That's a nice name for a sheep!
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I wish I'd noticed that one Bennu :up
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Re: The Three Legged Pig

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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Zooropa wrote:Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

No Zooropa... :stp Baaarbara or Baaasil for male sheep's... :cg:
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Re: The Three Legged Pig

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OK...you've (almost) asked for it...

Three animals in a very cramped bed together...

"Moo've over", said the cow.
"Neigh chance" said the horse (for he was Scottish).
"Baaaastards" said the sheep (as the horse subsequently complied with the cow's request).
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