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How old is Grandma

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How old is Grandma?

Stay with this -- the answer is at the end.

It will blow you away.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.

The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools,

the computer age, and just things in general.

The Grandmother replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before:

' television

' penicillin

' polio shots

' frozen foods

' Xerox

' contact lenses

' Frisbees and

' the pill

There were no:

' credit cards

' laser beams, CD’s,i-pads or

' ball-point pens

Man had not yet invented:

' pantyhose

' air conditioners

' dishwashers

' clothes dryers

' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and

' man hadn't yet walked on the moon


Your Grandfather and I got married first, and then lived together.

Every family had a father and a mother.

Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir."

And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir."

We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and

group therapy.

Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.

We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and

take responsibility for our actions.

Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.

Draft dodgers were those who closed front doors as the evening breeze started.

Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends –not

in condominiums.


We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CD's, electric typewriters, yogurt,

or guys wearing earrings, let alone caps back to front !

We listened to Big Bands, Jack Benny, and the President's speeches on our radios.

And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.

If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan ' on it, it was junk.

The term 'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam.

Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of.

We had 5 &10-cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.

Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.

And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps

to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.

You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600, but who could afford one?

Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.

In my day:

' "grass" was mowed,

' "coke" was a cold drink,

' "pot" was something your mother cooked in and

' "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby.

' "Aids" were helpers in the Principal's office,

' "chip" meant a piece of wood,

' "hardware" was found in a hardware store and.

' "software" wasn't even a word.

And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband

to have a baby.

No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap.

How old do you think I am?

I bet you have an old lady in mind ?

Read on to see -- pretty scary if you think about

it and very sad at the same time.

Are you ready?????

This woman would be only 59 years old & born in 1953.

There you go. Can any body tell me seriously:

Have we progressed or regressed as a civilised

society ?

PASS THIS ON TO THE OLD ONES.

THE YOUNG ONES WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT


It is what it is.
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All that has been listed is a true representation of the good times had by my age group. Never to be witnessed again, never to be enjoyed again, but more importantly, never to be appreciated again.
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Re: How old is Grandma

Post by Bullet Magnet »

Putting that little ditty above into perspective.

IF they were to film Back to the Future today, they would be going back to.... 1986...

I don't think the film would have the same effect.. :tk :tk :tk Do you ? ...
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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