my Mate, Big Noses' Xmas Present.....

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my Mate, Big Noses' Xmas Present.....

Post by Who2 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:58 am

Last November he said "your Xmas present is coming from America, I said "so where's my birthday present then ?
Anyhow him being a really famous 'skint sculptor said over a few Yuletide beers.....
"So, Your favorite film is The Maltese Falcon isn't it ?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033870/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Quick as a flash and 'sensing a hidden agenda said.....
"No, mine has always been 'Soylent Green, his crestfallen face gave the game away.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/
This is what he gave me, a copy of the most expensive cinema memorabilia ever....a copy! I ask you.....?
and more history about this sculpture than is healthy for a human mind to know,,, art ? fart!
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Plus a Card.....
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Well 2 cards actually and a poster, oh! and a watch he bought on the plane 'after his 'bird upgraded his....
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clever little f*****
Oh! now I only have 3 copies of the maltese falcon...:cool:


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Re: my Mate, Big Noses' Xmas Present.....

Post by Bullet Magnet » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:05 pm

I have been to Malta a few times..

Never saw any Falcon's though.. Seem's you have them all.. :mrgreen:

Nice work by the way :up Both the Sculpturing and the Photoshop talents.. :cool:
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Re: my Mate, Big Noses' Xmas Present.....

Post by Bullet Magnet » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:50 pm

I just had a quick go.....


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Close enough, :up


Merry XMas x8)


OH !

Soylent green now available in Tesco's..

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Tastes like Chicken.. :cool:
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Re: my Mate, Big Noses' Xmas Present.....

Post by Who2 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:34 am

Love the 'soylent green beanz, 'Big nose is doing lord william rees mogg's death mask today...weirdo....:cool:
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Post by BENNU » Sat Jan 05, 2013 3:41 pm

:up What a friend! :wi

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