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Golf Sign

Post by SteveMc » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:15 am

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:



1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

5.TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
6.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
7.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
8.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
9.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF



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Re: Golf Sign

Post by Phantom » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:02 am

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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave ............

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Re: Golf Sign

Post by Chocolate Eclair » Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:36 pm

I remember a sign in the Public Toilets in Portree the capital of the Isle of Skye. it said if you run into a good looking female on Skye be assured she will be a tourist....

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Re: Golf Sign

Post by Scottishtourist » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:35 pm

http://www.youtube.com/embed/U0tLTm0kaHQ

Especially for you CE!
Fond memories of Portree (a song from the Corries,the best folk duo Scotland has ever known.)
Hope this link works!

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