Not a one liner but I liked it

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Not a one liner but I liked it

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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'



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Re: Not a one liner but I liked it

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:))) :))) I love these simple witty jokes...

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Re: Not a one liner but I liked it

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Not a one liner but I liked it

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Didn't see that one coming... :lol:
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Re: Not a one liner but I liked it

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Not a one liner but I liked it

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Had to change the nationalities around a bit you will maybe guess....

An Afganistani, a Belerusian, and a Vladivostocian, were paralytic and walking home, the Afganistani said see that pigsty over there, lets see who can go into it and stay in it the longest without being sick.

The Vladivostocian went first, he managed 3 minutes before he shot out feeling sick and coughing his heart up.

The Afgananistani went in next he managed 12 minutes before he too shot out feeling sick and coughing his heart up.

Next it was the Belerusian, In he went 30 seconds later the Pig walked out :lol: :lol:

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