James Bond and Botox

[Chocolate Eclair]

Does anyone know where James Bond 007 gets his botox done? it is fabulous! On Sky News today it is celebrating 50 years since Ian Fleming penned the first book. To me that makes James at least 70 years old, in which case his youthful looks can only come from Botox, (Fabulous)

I watched a snippet from the new film Skywalk and James looks no more than 35, how does he do it? At least William Roache has aged properly in Corrie, but for JB he never gets a day older.

Tongue in cheek post But it does make you feel that film producers are pulling the wool over our eyes, because by now he should be using a rocket launcher Zimmer Frame, or at least a shooting stick. Maybe he has a free supply of Viagra too!!

[LivinginLuxor]

Ah, but didn't you realise he is a time lord, brother to Dr Who, who stole the one remaining Tardis, so he has to remain on this planet and in this time. As a time lord, he regenerates himself into a different form every few years! So no need for Botox!

[Dusak]

I thought it was celebrating the release of the first Bond film, not the first book, (Casino Royal?) which was written many years before this.

[Chocolate Eclair]

Thanks L in L for clearing that up for me, sorry Dusak of course you are right I did mean the Film and not the books.

[LivinginLuxor]

Yes - Casino Royale was written in 1953, so next year will be the 60th anniversary of the birth of James Bond!

[Chocolate Eclair]

If I remember correctly, wasn't there a spoof version of Casino Royale made with David Niven? I maybe wrong but somewhere in the back of my mind there is something telling me David Niven was something to do with James Bond.

[shebs1964]

Yes there was, I thing its quite funny, not seen it for while

[Scottishtourist]

Personal favourite was (believe it or not!)...Roger Moore!Just loved "Live and Let Die."
Was never very keen on Big Tam,the milkman!And it pains me to say that,being Scottish and all that!
But I always just thought that he spoke as though his false teeth were slightly ill-fitting!
Mind you,what about Daniel Craig?
Phwoooaaarh!!!

[shebs1964]

Personal favorite Daniel Craig, to right phwooooarh;

[Chocolate Eclair]

Who the heck is "Big Tam" with bad fitting teeth?

[LivinginLuxor]

He was also a coffin maker before he came to fame!

[Scottishtourist]

Sean Connery CE!
He was milkman in "Auld Reekie"before he shot to fame!
Dunno if he had falsers or not...was just that voice that made him sound like that!The way he pronounced his S's!
SSShhhaaken,not SSShhhtirrred!

[Scottishtourist]

P.S. Never mind the David Niven spoof!
Does anyone remember the Russ Abbott sketches?(God,am I really admitting I watched this on public forum!)
He was "Basildon Bond" and his sidekick was "Miss Funnyfa**y!"
Now how on earth did that get past the censors!!!

[Chocolate Eclair]

Yes I remember Basildon Bond, his sidekick Miss------- was Bella Emberg.

Do you know I am so pleased I put htis in the just for fun section, so when people read it, they will realise it is a fun section, would not want the local people to think we were all serious would we