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Water shortages

Post by jewel » Tue May 01, 2012 11:17 pm

Hard to find water these days

My doctor said I've got to start drinking more water.So I went straight to the pub and ordered six pints of Fosters. :)


Oh yeah, and if there's a hosepipe ban, what can I use to drain the water from my flooded kitchen?? :roll:

I had a call from united utilities to say my last water bill was outstanding, so I asked them when would I receive my certificate? ;)


I don't have a plan......so nothing can go wrong!

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