I have learned by reading the Saturday Guardian a few months back, my 8 year old seasonal 'head-bangers
are now known as 'cluster headaches.
Worse than migraine it's known as the suicide headache, personally I call it the clusterf*** headbanger..
So if it hadn't been for me reading the Guardian, having a coffee in the sun outside Cafe Kick,
I would still think it's my 'wine tumor.
'Now our wonderful NHS have been testing for 2 years now a small handheld 'taser. called gammacore.
It interrupts the vagus nerve sending signals to one's brain. Dead clever, anyhow trying to get my hands on one is
like getting £100k from a bank manager.
Oh! and the NHS are giving them away...
NHS statement:“This is the latest example of the NHS testing the latest tech and rolling it out at speed for patients across the country.”
Speed ? I nearly throttled my Dr when I showed him the article, "Oh! "I'll send you for more tests....
"Just sign the ruddy application form!"please....
I go up to Queens Sq, nice old school, beautiful buildings, Bloomsbury lovely area, cultured.
Nice guy, Anthony Khoo no relation to Rachel. (busty chef)
"We will give you some tests! Me: "can't you just sign the form ???
I wanna get back to Egypt!"
Anyhow to be continued.."How to get to see one's Dr without using a ruddy computer..
I could make a 'citizen's lunchtime arrest as he enters 'Vegi Pret opposite the exmouth arms.
He never realized just how close he came when I informed him of my 'diagnostic revelation,
He calmly replied "Oh! them, Dr Baines suffers the same."
TBC: Rant over, people who know me in Egypt during an attack, always say nothing they just go quite.
Someone once complained in a ride in my jeep 'I could walk faster than this, I was doing 2mph on a trip
back from sunday lunch at The Marsam....
Ps: On the gammacore "also a neat way of interrupting electrical overload signals to the brain
in epileptics, I just thought of that...
Pss: latest news:::::'Jimmy krankie is ont' telly telling us to visit scotland...I once lived in Garthamlock
not nice..
