lost my Knickers

[carrie]

Washed the other day and went to bring the washing in including some knickers that I always hide from sight on the line. Put all the dry washing away. Everything good. Had a shower earlier and went to get my underwear from the drawer and noticed there were quite a few knickers missing.
Had some mad man been in my flat and stolen them, has to be a mad man because there is nothing attractive about my white cotton knickers.
Search in the ironing (to be done at some time) nothing there, the towel department, sheets, nothing tucked away in there. Where the heck where they. Never mind I have others. Just found them in the dirty washing basket, so I am saved can go out happy in the knowledge I have my kecks on.

[newcastle]

Nothing worse than fur coat..,,and no knickers.