Global Facts About Sex.

[WIZARD]

Global Facts About Sex.


FACT: At Any Given Moment: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now!

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.

FACT: 1 elderly expat is reading dirty jokes on their computer.

You hang in there, Sunshine .............

[Dusak]

God, I must have a miserable life.

[WIZARD]

God, I must have a miserable life.

Poor DU.

[WIZARD]

Maybe this will help.

Over Sixties One-liners

1. Kidnappers aren't very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you're likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pensions.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

21. You can't remember who posted you this list.