A GLASS OF WINE

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A GLASS OF WINE

Post by WIZARD » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:53 pm

A GLASS OF WINE

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
Seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!


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Post by Jayway » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:02 am

Hi Wizard . Is it too hot there to sleep ?? It is here - -

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Post by WIZARD » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:16 am

Jayway wrote:Hi Wizard . Is it too hot there to sleep ?? It is here - -
Yes Jayway, I'm afraid it is. :cry:
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