It's a Myth it's Magical and Spiritual help needed..........

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It's a Myth it's Magical and Spiritual help needed..........

Post by Who2 »

Help needed for my advert.......
A Unique New Experience in Birthing.

The Nile Birthing Pool

Have your newly expected infant relaxing in Holy Nile Waters
In our unique birthing pool, relax in our purified waters of the holy Nile infused with pure ancient Egyptian offalactory oils and surrounded by the holy mystical Nile Lotus.
Our qualified birthing master RCN QMC GMC will attend your every spasm.
Our highly trained Shore side staff include:
1 x RSN female Nurse:
1 x stills Photographer:
1 x Video Filmmaker VHS or Betamax DVD extra:
1 x barman.

Menu:
Jam & Kipper sandwich x 2OOle
Honey Juice Flower Water x 1OOle
Sticky Toffee Pudding x 3OOle
Sherbet licorice Dip x 1OOle
Stella & Mango x 2OOle
125ml Nile Lotus Cocktail x 45Ole
Snickers Bars upon request.
Entanox available.

Our air-conditioned limousine and chauffeur will collect you and return you magically with your newly born infant to your hotel of choice.

You will also receive gratis a Papyrus birth certificate signed by our resident Doctor.
as to your newly born infant having been born in the Land of the Pharoses.
Swaddling clothes extra......
$2OOO all inc:



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Work in Progress..............8).
PS: I'm Serious.......
PSS: I have a man in Tanzania who pay's 'top dollar $ for fresh afterbirth



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Surely this is going too far? Stella and mango? Yuk!

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Voddie mango, yes...stella mango no!

Love it Dr Who! All you need to do is market it in the right place and they will be queueing up for the birthing pool!!
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Brilliant!!! :)
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...

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So no ones moaning about me selling of the afterbirth to a quack medicine man from Tanzania then ? good........8)

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Jam n' Kipper sanrnies followed by sticky toffee pudding .............. does one have to be pregnant to savor these delights? ;)
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Who2 wrote:So no ones moaning about me selling of the afterbirth to a quack medicine man from Tanzania then ? good........8)
Operating some sort of ply centre for placenta may need an export licence! But don't some people cook it? And you being something of a chef...

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