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The Birthing Pool

Post by Who2 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:21 pm

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The Birthing Pool ©
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Not recreated since the beginnings of time when the ancient pharaonic priests used a similar holy pool for bodily purifications.
The unique birthing pool,™ which is fed from our own 15Oft subterranean hydro-well utilises the holy Nile, waters which are filtered through rock-strata millions of years old.

Bought to a relaxing bodily temperature by the Sun’s natural rays and invigorated with ancient Egyptian essential oils one floats amongst the sacred Nile Blue Lotus atomizing and infusing the surrounding air.

Our highly trained, attentive aqua staff consists of 1 x ‘Norland trained mid-wife, 1 x BMA qualified SRN. 1 x Doctor and 1 x barman.
Will attend to you’re every need.

For further details, costs and recommendations please contact:
www.bratsareus.com

Sympathetic Music of your choice and
Entonox™ available:
Every mother and newborn infant will receive a hand calligraphy Papyrus certificating having been born in the ‘Land of the Pharaohs’
‘Gratis’
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So nearly there, help needed on the advert and anybody with any birthing skills, please apply.............8)

Tonight's Meal:
lemon spiced stuffed Chicken Breasts.
Dauphinoise potatoes.
Placenta Trifle.......
Tonight's Film:
Nearly Born in the USA.



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Post by FABlux » Sun Oct 02, 2011 5:42 pm

It looks super, but I think I'll skip the dessert thanks :lol:

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Post by BENNU » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:36 pm

Oh, my Goddess! :clap:
:le: You can be proud of that! :br:

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Post by Winged Isis » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:38 pm

Very classy! And ditto on the dessert. :mrgreen: Are you having an Official Grand Opening ceremony/blessing?
Carpe diem! :le:

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Post by Who2 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:15 pm

Just had a mad moment! sun glistening on the water, I leaped in 'Jesus it was 'taters..
So, reflective heating or drop a heating element in, 'it's a Summer thing, I reckon.
It's difficult smiling and laughing to oneself whilst shivering........8)
hypo what?
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Post by Kevininabydos » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:52 pm

Have you considered a gravity powered or electricly pumped solar heated panel on the side of the house or roof? Here are some ideas and plans: http://www.builditsolar.com/Projects/Wa ... eating.htm
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Post by BBLUX » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:21 pm

Be careful you retrieve the two round objects from the pool...you might need them later ;) :lol:
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Post by Winged Isis » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:56 pm

:))) @ BB!!!
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Post by Who2 » Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:58 pm

Having for the past three days, relaxed languidly in my hot-tub at 38oC. this sunday have been happily constructing a 'thermo heat retaining cover and been working on alternative heating systems, my latest 'heath robinson idea is an element from a water heater. Soon to have under water solar lighting and music, 'it's the simple pleasures of a life.........8)
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Post by BBLUX » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:23 pm

Looking good but for heavens sake remember my warning about not getting into it with the heater connected.
Next the air pump for the bubbles....or will you just use beans?
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Post by Who2 » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:31 pm

All running very smoothly this end, still at 38oC......ha!
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The Re-Birthing Pool......

Post by Who2 » Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:50 pm

Due to the totally unexpected success of the 'Birthing Pool and excess of 'placenta [85le kilo] the company regretfully informs all expecting clients that any contracts and deposits, are null and void from this date forward.
Our new company, totally un-related to the last company will now be called: The Re-Birthing Pool Co [Luxor Ltd].
Watch this space for updates: limited applications, all recognized CC's accepted...........8)

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Post by Who2 » Sat Nov 05, 2011 4:44 pm

The re-birthing pool. Holy Nile waters @ 43oC, chilled red Obelisk, smokey comestibles, tunes: supper club, cafe rouge....'chill.........8)
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Not quite, but I suppose Nina Simone will have to suffice:

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Post by jewel » Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:19 pm

This delicacy could be added to your menu dr........supply should e plentiful

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Post by Who2 » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:13 pm

Now that's pretty sick by anyone's standards thanks.......
Here is something a lot nicer........sorry about that last post folks beyond my control, "getta grip jewel...........8)
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Post by Brian Yare » Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:25 pm

Looks like a balloon landing in an inappropriate place

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Post by Mad Dilys » Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:41 pm

Or inflating in an inappropriate place? 8)
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Post by BENNU » Sun Nov 06, 2011 7:26 pm

Mad Dilys wrote:Or inflating in an inappropriate place? 8)
WELCOME HOME, Mad Dilys! :hug:

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Post by jewel » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:30 pm

Now that's pretty sick by anyone's standards thanks.....
And if it was a lamb or piglet that would make me puke......Yuk!

A fetal fry up. Afterbirth is sometimes recommended as the Hors d'oeuvre. And a nice orange juice to wash it down. :P :P

Funny how some people would be "shocked" by that- yet we are awash in violent images in films & TV. Fake is good/reality is bad! :?
But there again we only see what our owners (corporations, financiers etc.) want us to see. Democracy and freedom is a sham! :)
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Post by Brian Yare » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:55 pm

Could be start of a recipe for black pudding

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