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WOMEN !!

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COSHH



Control of Substances Hazardous to Health



Material Safety Data Sheet



'WOMAN' - A Chemical Analysis.



Element: Woman.

Symbol: WO.

Discovered: By Adam.

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53.6kg, but may vary from 40kg - 200kg.



Physical Properties.



1. Surface usually covered in a painted film.

2. Boils at various temperatures, freezes without known reason.

3. Melts when given special attention.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.



Chemical Properties.



1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no obvious reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly enhanced by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.



Common Uses.



1. Highly ornamental - especially in a sports car.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.



Tests.



1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.



Potential Hazards.



1. Highly dangerous except in the most experienced hands.

2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

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absolutely :lol::lol:
when she was good she was very very good but when she was bad she was better :snig:

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