The Real MT

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The Real MT

Post by Major Thom » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:54 am

I know non of you think I have got no heart but this is the real me...........


Today is a very sad day because of our move and the amount of travelling we will be doing we are going to have to put our loving Jack to sleep.We have made a tomb, purchased a pet coffin and we are going to encase him in solid concrete for his eternal rest until we meet him again when we cross the rainbow bridge, pick him up whilst crossing and lead him with us to be a family once again in paradise.

His coffin is carved out with the words

Here lays Jacky bold and strong
But forever loving all day long
Now he's at eternal rest
Angels guarding the very best
One day we will all meet again
This thought will take away the pain
Until that day in peace you sleep
You will never see the tears we weep
We will always love you Jacky, Mummy and Daddy



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Re: The Real MT

Post by Major Thom » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:00 am

Just managed to get this on, our Internet gets cut at 12 noon........

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Re: The Real MT

Post by Winged Isis » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:44 am

"Just managed to get this on, our Internet gets cut at 12 noon........"

Handy that. Plus sa change..... on more than one level. :|
Carpe diem! :le:

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Re: The Real MT

Post by carrie » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:10 am

Yes the real MT a hypocrite. Mummy and Daddy loved you so much we killed you. :td :td

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Re: The Real MT

Post by Yildez » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:03 am

carrie wrote:Yes the real MT a hypocrite. Mummy and Daddy loved you so much we killed you. :td :td
Quite! Nothing I can add to this, other that I cannot understand why MT shared it. Unbelievable.

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Re: The Real MT

Post by newcastle » Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:55 am

Yildez wrote:
carrie wrote:Yes the real MT a hypocrite. Mummy and Daddy loved you so much we killed you. :td :td
Quite! Nothing I can add to this, other that I cannot understand why MT shared it. Unbelievable.
If the dog does meet its erstwhile owners in the afterlife, and could communicate its thoughts, I wonder how it would feel about its life being prematurely terminated because its caring owners couldn't face the prospect of it being handed to an Egyptian family.

They are not all sadistic animal abusers. The dog deserved a chance.

In MT's judgement, the dog is better off dead than in the hands of anyone else. Frankly - and having read MT's posts on a variety of matters over the years - I wouldn't trust his judgement on anything!

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Re: The Real MT

Post by HEPZIBAH » Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:47 am

The real MT...
having erased my post three times I find I am again lost for words, or rather cannot express them!
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Re: The Real MT

Post by Mad Dilys » Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:55 am

:ni: :urm: :st :st :st :st :st
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Re: The Real MT

Post by John Landon » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:13 am

All animals come into your life for a reason, Dogs and Cats especially.
I dare say MT's dog had served its purpose in his eyes.

Not too sure what the Dog felt about that, but still, I am sure your rationale will be taken into consideration at the pearly gates... :br
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On an esoteric level, cats are electric, whereas Dogs are more,,, magnetic. :ct

Back to Robert Heinlien's ( Author of Stranger in a Strange Land and Starship troopers, etc ) quote once again..

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

My favourite quote of his is:

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.


:rs

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Re: The Real MT

Post by Mad Dilys » Wed Mar 08, 2017 8:32 am

John Landon wrote:
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.


:rs
How true. Thank you for that quotation, it makes a good start to the day. :up
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Re: The Real MT

Post by newcastle » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:12 am

"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."

I like that :up

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Re: The Real MT

Post by HEPZIBAH » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:37 am

I have got to say it...of all the things that irritate me about Major Thom's opening post I am struggling with the initial double negative. Unlike in physics, two negatives do not make a positive! Certainly not in this case.

Serve him right if the dog bites him where it hurts if they meet over the rainbow bridge. :vs
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Re: The Real MT

Post by Mad Dilys » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:48 am

Or drop his concrete jacket on him. 8)
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Re: The Real MT

Post by Horus » Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:53 am

The alternative version:
The Real MT
Here lies Jacky Stiff and cold,
he wasn’t really very old.
Although he was our loving pet,
we killed him off without regret.
When finally we sealed your fate,
we put you in this lovely crate.
So here you lie in Egypt’s sand,
while we are off to Ozzy land.
With lots of love from dad and mummy,
who had you topped to save some money.
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Re: The Real MT

Post by newcastle » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:15 am

Horus wrote:The alternative version:
The Real MT
Here lies Jacky Stiff and cold,
he wasn’t really very old.
Although he was our loving pet,
we killed him off without regret.
When finally we sealed your fate,
we put you in this lovely crate.
So here you lie in Egypt’s sand,
while we are off to Ozzy land.
With lots of love from dad and mummy,
who had you topped to save some money.
Brilliant!!

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Re: The Real MT

Post by Yildez » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:58 am

HEPZIBAH wrote:I have got to say it...of all the things that irritate me about Major Thom's opening post I am struggling with the initial double negative. Unlike in physics, two negatives do not make a positive! Certainly not in this case.

Serve him right if the dog bites him where it hurts if they meet over the rainbow bridge. :vs
Frankly, I would hope that the dog ripped his bits clean off.

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Re: The Real MT

Post by carrie » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:31 am

For some reason my "like " button isn't working so here's a BIG like Horus.

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Re: The Real MT

Post by Horus » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:47 pm

It is working Carrie, just a bit slowly ;)
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Re: The Real MT

Post by Gopha75 » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:51 pm

Twisted mind. Will never find peace. Just twisted.

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Re: The Real MT

Post by BENNU » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:53 pm

Major Thom wrote:this is the real me...........


We have made a tomb, purchased a pet coffin and we are going to encase him in solid concrete for his eternal rest until we meet him again when we cross the rainbow bridge, pick him up whilst crossing and lead him with us to be a family once again in paradise.
I wonder what future archeologists will get out of that ...

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