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Coconut something!

Post by Who2 » Thu Oct 02, 2014 3:44 pm

Normally I buy 2 kilo bags of coconut milk powder for juices from the coffee shop, last week I bought a small box with a coconut on it from one of the supermarkets mixed it up as usual and it has turned to glupe a bit like white frogspawn, So on an 'ebola health scare plan, I thinned it down with fresh milk and offered it to her next door as she returned home sweating with a ton of buffalo food on her back, I await results and will report back...:cool:
Ps: 'who ever said 'physician heal thyself ?
I'll bet loads of people had to die testing all those herbs before they synthesized them...
Pss: thinking back I might have chucked some pro-biotic yoghurt in as well..A.Fleming.


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Re: Coconut something!

Post by Bullet Magnet » Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:12 pm

Luke 4:23
Jesus said to them, "Surely you will quote this proverb to me: 'Physician, heal yourself!' And you will tell me, 'Do here in your hometown what we have heard that you did in Capernaum.'"

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Re: Coconut something!

Post by Who2 » Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:02 pm

So exactly what did he do in Capernaum ? 'turn wine into coconut milk ?...:cool:
Ps: 'dead clever that jesus one of our tribe, which remains nameless purely to protect the innocent.
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Re: Coconut something!

Post by Bullet Magnet » Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:42 pm

I'm pretty sure that's where he advised the fishermen to cast their nets father into the water to catch more fish, which lets face it, they must have been **** fishermen if they didnt know that, so I guess it's another metaphor. :tk
Healed the sick and preached his own word, and performed a few miracles... Allegedly.

I doubt he could do any more than the other messiahs can do down here in the lower vibratory plane's, but you know what journalists are like ?

Another metaphoric miracle, Rolling away the stone, then the resurrection, again clever stuff, but of course when J.C met Thomas, it was a long time later, and not a long distance. So infact, resurrection was never written out of Christianity completely, just hidden. :wi

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Re: Coconut something!

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:40 pm

Best drink I ever drunk was the liquid from a coconut chopped down from the tree. Super good stuff......probably the cure for the E-disease.

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Re: Coconut something!

Post by Bullet Magnet » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:52 pm

You put de lime in de coconut... :up
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