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"Me ear's are alight"

Post by Who2 » Sat May 24, 2014 12:32 am

"Now, I'm not joking but, I've just noticed that me ears are getting bigger, I mean really either that or 'me head is getting smaller, have a good look in the mirror, are your ears getting bigger ?
I once took a 97 year old miner into hospital he was 'sharp as a razor but, he had huge ears. They reckon yours ears never stop growing, imagine 'dumbo.
Anyhow, you av'a 'looksey and check out your ears, it's a phenominom! ...... :cool:
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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Bullet Magnet » Sat May 24, 2014 9:26 am

Quote: My ears are getting bigger..

But can you hear any better as a result ?


It happens in your late 60's early 70's but I dont know why, as they say its because the cartilage that makes up your ears continues to grow after the rest of you stops growing, which woudl be in your late teens. but that makes no sense to me, because the ears get bigger at the age I mentioned.. :tk

Since noses are also made of cartilage, I wonder if my beak will get any bigger, I do hope not, otherwise I wont be able to see properly and loose my perception of depth, as my binocular vision becomes segregated by my nose... :urm:

The ageing process is not something I was ever prepared for, as i never expected to make it past my late 20's truth be told... So this added 30 years "stay of execution" has been a bonus for one so young... :cool:

Love that tune... I remember the Vitalite Advert to the same song..
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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Dusak » Sat May 24, 2014 4:05 pm

I think that ST would disagree with your head getting smaller Who2.

Just imagine the thrill of expectation if another certain male appendage was made of cartilage. It would make growing older more appealing. :up
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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Scottishtourist » Sat May 24, 2014 4:26 pm

Dusak wrote:I think that ST would disagree with your head getting smaller Who2.

Just imagine the thrill of expectation if another certain male appendage was made of cartilage. It would make growing older more appealing. :up
It's true!A male's ears and nose will keep growing!
Kinda like "Pinnochio!"
Just a pity that their ***** shrink after a certain age and get lost in the realms of "prostate"problems!

P.s.Who2..trust me,I'm a nurse!Have seen them all..at every stage of development!
Yours should roughly measure about...oh,never mind..not worth discussing!

Maybe that's why you're so aggressive and intolerant?
All that testosterone has to find another outlet!

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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Who2 » Sat May 24, 2014 5:12 pm

Scottishtourist wrote:
Dusak wrote:I think that ST would disagree with your head getting smaller Who2.

Just imagine the thrill of expectation if another certain male appendage was made of cartilage. It would make growing older more appealing. :up
It's true!A male's ears and nose will keep growing!
Kinda like "Pinnochio!"
Just a pity that their ***** shrink after a certain age and get lost in the realms of "prostate"problems!

P.s.Who2..trust me,I'm a nurse!Have seen them all..at every stage of development!
Yours should roughly measure about...oh,never mind..not worth discussing!

Maybe that's why you're so aggressive and intolerant?
All that testosterone has to find another outlet!

Lots luv...Scottishtourist.x
Intolerant ? probably as a nurse you have shoveled more than your fair share of sh*t and obviously a lot has stuck... :cool:
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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Scottishtourist » Sat May 24, 2014 5:40 pm

Who2 wrote:
Scottishtourist wrote:
Dusak wrote:I think that ST would disagree with your head getting smaller Who2.

Just imagine the thrill of expectation if another certain male appendage was made of cartilage. It would make growing older more appealing. :up
It's true!A male's ears and nose will keep growing!
Kinda like "Pinnochio!"
Just a pity that their ***** shrink after a certain age and get lost in the realms of "prostate"problems!

P.s.Who2..trust me,I'm a nurse!Have seen them all..at every stage of development!
Yours should roughly measure about...oh,never mind..not worth discussing!

Maybe that's why you're so aggressive and intolerant?
All that testosterone has to find another outlet!

Lots luv...Scottishtourist.x
Intolerant ? probably as a nurse you have shoveled more than your fair share of sh*t and obviously a lot has stuck... :cool:
Yep,have probably shovelled lots more in my time than you ever will!
That's what gives me the superior knowledge!
I can always spot a ****-stirrer!
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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Bullet Magnet » Sat May 24, 2014 6:16 pm

My mother was a Nurse, apparently they used to sing a song as they shoveled the shyte..

We are the night shyte shifters, and we shift shyte by night..

Repeat as often as necessary during the night.

I never said it was a great song, just a song.. :cg
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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Bullet Magnet » Sat May 24, 2014 7:24 pm

I dunno, some how the George and Mildred saga reminds me of this... :br

Legendary stuff....

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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Bullet Magnet » Sat May 24, 2014 7:56 pm

You would not be able to show this one today.. Reminds me of the MMD Syndrome, with a twist...

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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Zooropa » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:43 pm

This one is an all time classic - very funny.


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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Brian Yare » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:49 pm

Scottishtourist wrote:
Yep,have probably shovelled lots more in my time than you ever will!
That's what gives me the superior knowledge!
I can always spot a ****-stirrer!
Intolerant,inadequate and disrespectful of A.N.others honest ways of earning a living!
It takes one to know one ... ;)

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Re: "Me ear's are alight"

Post by Dusak » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:34 pm

It's true!A male's ears and nose will keep growing!
Kinda like "Pinnochio!"
Just a pity that their ***** shrink after a certain age and get lost in the realms of "prostate"problems!

P.s.Who2..trust me,I'm a nurse!Have seen them all..at every stage of development!
Yours should roughly measure about...oh,never mind..not worth discussing!

Maybe that's why you're so aggressive and intolerant?
All that testosterone has to find another outlet!

Lots luv...Scottishtourist.x[/quote]

I had a bit of a mental thought breakdown this afternoon visualizing which members noses were getting longer as they typed. Not recommended. :lol:
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