Trust me when I say that there is more than gender to differentiate between the two.

One's mad by name, the other's ....well....just mad

I did see on a farming program that he got a farmer to make and bottle 'smoked water' for him. You couldn't make it up...........but Heston can

Abject apologies Mad Dilys, a slip of the typing finger, apart from the gender differences there are too many others to list.

Really Carrie how kind.

We've not had a fish and chippie around my manor for years.
The last one was upmarket posh and lasted about a year.
The dirty burger has closed as has some Mexican joint that lasted less than a year.
But withstanding no chippy except one very famous one a bike ride away, this place is heaving with choices.
Downside, Vegan Pret have opened in the market Why ? what's all this Vegan fashionability?
Last week a film crew stopped me and started interviewing me in the market about veganism..
"I stated beware of any isms, the daft prats have never gone hungry. .....
Ps: Forget your Kier Zamam I'm off to Waitrose's then the pub.....

When my Mum and Dad had some time apart she had a hotel with my sister,
whilst my Dad with me had a fish `& chip shop called The Silver Grill in Swanage.
He even made his own crisps I had loads of mates and managed to fall out of the
window whilst watching them roast a deer opposite for Mrs Queens Coronation.
I know a bit about 'chippies and a 'sav to go.....
Ps: Great times no sister to annoy me....or stab me....

They throw plenty of that down the drains in Luxor coffee shops!

You tried Masters Superfish at Waterloo, Doctor?

Has to be the best bargain in London. £10.75 gets you an enormous slab of freshly cooked cod with chips. They also dish out free ramekins of shell-on prawns, baguettes, butter, tartare sauce and pickles.

(No savs though, if that's your criterion for a good chippy...)