Simple Simon met a pieman...

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Simple Simon met a pieman...

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I found a terrific pieshop so good I'm going to share it with you, the pies and concept are stunning...:cool:
http://www.pieminister.co.uk/pies/
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fayre.
said: Simple Simon to the pieman "What have you got there?"
said: The Pieman to Simple Simon....
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Fray Bentos.. :eat :eat :eat


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Ah, Fray Bentos ... in the shallow round tins. A staple of my early bedsit years! :)
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.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony.. :up

( I would ask George if he has a defibrillator you could borrow, ( the one he "borrowed" from Kent Health Authority ). :cool:


I'm waiting for my kilo of award winning Welsh black pudding to turn up at the moment.. :eat
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Pie makers with a sense of humour, that I like..........KEEFY we need a drooling smilie! :D
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Quote:( I would ask George if he has a defibrillator you could borrow, ( the one he "borrowed" from Kent Health Authority ).

Just for the record, it was Entanox {laughing gas} I used to borrow mainly for parties and I always returned the empties...:cool:
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Melton Mobray............Mmmmmmmmm :eat

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Confession time, While in the UK this last week I personally consumed at least 6 Melton Mowbray mini pork pies :eat
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In my youth, I knew a man called Jimmy Pie Face. Apparently, he earned the name because he could stuff a whole Kate and Sidney pie into his mush without stopping! (I never saw him do it though.)
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Re: Simple Simon met a pieman...

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Bullet Magnet wrote:.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony.. :up
Kind thought, sir, but I have no particular gnawing nostalgia for bedsit food! :lol: . What was once a weekly buy in impecunious times was later revealed as basically gristle 'n' gravy!
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Bullet Magnet wrote:.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony.. :up
What was once a weekly buy in impecunious times was later revealed as basically gristle 'n' gravy!
Tasty Gristle and Gravy, and that soggy / crispy pastry combo' is gorgeous.. :eat


George, did you get a refund on the empty ?

My old man quite liked the Entinox, and a few other substances in his last year..,
What with being a consultant anaesthetist and all that. . . He even prescribed his own departure from Mother Earth.. Stupid ******.. :cool:
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Re: Simple Simon met a pieman...

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BBLUX wrote:Confession time, While in the UK this last week I personally consumed at least 6 Melton Mowbray mini pork pies :eat

Back in the day, when I used to follow my wife around the supermarket, thinking to myself " why am I here" ?, other than to pay the bloody bill "I could be fixing my car or having my teeth pulled", " God I'm hungry and bored"...etc...

I would often "graze" on Melton Mowbray pork pies, then hand in the empty wrappers at the checkout when I was paying the bill.. :cg
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