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I found a terrific pieshop so good I'm going to share it with you, the pies and concept are stunning... http://www.pieminister.co.uk/pies/ Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fayre.
said: Simple Simon to the pieman "What have you got there?"
said: The Pieman to Simple Simon.... Spoiler
"Pies you" simple c*** now, f***off!"
anon.
"The Salvation of Mankind lies in making everything the responsibility of All"
Sophocles.
In my youth, I knew a man called Jimmy Pie Face. Apparently, he earned the name because he could stuff a whole Kate and Sidney pie into his mush without stopping! (I never saw him do it though.)
Bullet Magnet wrote:.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony..
Kind thought, sir, but I have no particular gnawing nostalgia for bedsit food! . What was once a weekly buy in impecunious times was later revealed as basically gristle 'n' gravy!
Bullet Magnet wrote:.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony..
What was once a weekly buy in impecunious times was later revealed as basically gristle 'n' gravy!
Tasty Gristle and Gravy, and that soggy / crispy pastry combo' is gorgeous..
George, did you get a refund on the empty ?
My old man quite liked the Entinox, and a few other substances in his last year..,
What with being a consultant anaesthetist and all that. . . He even prescribed his own departure from Mother Earth.. Stupid ******..
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
BBLUX wrote:Confession time, While in the UK this last week I personally consumed at least 6 Melton Mowbray mini pork pies
Back in the day, when I used to follow my wife around the supermarket, thinking to myself " why am I here" ?, other than to pay the bloody bill "I could be fixing my car or having my teeth pulled", " God I'm hungry and bored"...etc...
I would often "graze" on Melton Mowbray pork pies, then hand in the empty wrappers at the checkout when I was paying the bill..
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
I remember the cheese of my childhood,
And the bread that we cut with a knife
When the children helped with the housework,
And the men went to work not the wife.
The cheese never needed a fridge,...
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I agree Hepzibah. I'm only 53, ( with a mental age of 10, maybe 12 at a push,) :up
I recall things pretty much the same as the coffin dodgers do.. :cg
OK, I lived in the country most of my life,...