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Well if you saw the men coming for cystoscopies you'd see quite a few of them terrified at the thought of having cold hard steel pushed up their nether regions
"I think I may have swine flu…….I've come out in rashers "
The most brilliant nurse I ever met was one who performed cystoscopies. He told the patients, "I guarantee this won't hurt 110%." Well, now he got the patient relaxed, which of course makes it easier to put the steel rod pushed up you know where. And then they scream in agonizing pain. Of course, afterward they ask him why he lied and he says, "but I didn't lie, I guaranteed 110% it wouldn't hurt...me!"