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Man arrested after 'having sex with parked van'
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Man arrested after 'having sex with parked van'
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Re: Man arrested after 'having sex with parked van'
Suitably intrigued....I looked it up.....
DAYTON, Ohio —A Dayton, Ohio, man was arrested Tuesday after he tried to have sex with a parked van, police said.
Michael Henson, 35, faces public indecency charges. Police said they believe he was under the influence of narcotics when he was arrested.
According to a Dayton police report, the incident happened around 8 p.m. Tuesday in the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street.
Witnesses told police that Henson, who was only wearing shorts and socks, pulled down his pants and began having sex with the front grill of a vehicle parked on the street.
One witness told police that the act went on for a short time, then Henson passed out in the yard, the police report states.
Henson is being held in the Montgomery County jail.
Hopefully, the car was over 16 years old so he'll avoid the more serious charge of "Sex with a minor".
http://www.wlwt.com/news/man-arrested-h ... y/41253306
DAYTON, Ohio —A Dayton, Ohio, man was arrested Tuesday after he tried to have sex with a parked van, police said.
Michael Henson, 35, faces public indecency charges. Police said they believe he was under the influence of narcotics when he was arrested.
According to a Dayton police report, the incident happened around 8 p.m. Tuesday in the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street.
Witnesses told police that Henson, who was only wearing shorts and socks, pulled down his pants and began having sex with the front grill of a vehicle parked on the street.
One witness told police that the act went on for a short time, then Henson passed out in the yard, the police report states.
Henson is being held in the Montgomery County jail.
Hopefully, the car was over 16 years old so he'll avoid the more serious charge of "Sex with a minor".
http://www.wlwt.com/news/man-arrested-h ... y/41253306
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Re: Man arrested after 'having sex with parked van'
Unless it was a MINInewcastle wrote: Hopefully, the car was over 16 years old so he'll avoid the more serious charge of "Sex with a minor".
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Re: Man arrested after 'having sex with parked van'
This got me thinking so I looked up some more curious objects people like to get their jollies off on. As you can see, plenty to chose from. Anililagnia [number 6 on the list] sounds familiar. Also we have had two of the Autoandrophillia sufferers on the forum of late. I've separated the list to avoid eye strain.
Paraphilia Focus of erotic interest
Abasiophilia People with impaired mobility[3]
Acrotomophilia People with amputations[4][5]
Agalmatophilia Statues, mannequins and immobility[6]
Algolagnia Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation[7]
Andromimetophilia Trans men[3][8]
Anililagnia Attraction by young men to older women[9]
Anthropophagolagnia Raping and then cannibalizing another person.[10]
Anthropophagy Ingesting human flesh[10]
Apotemnophilia Being an amputee[4][11]
Asphyxiophilia Being asphyxiated or strangled[4]
Attraction to disability People with one or more physical disabilities.[12]
Autagonistophilia Being on stage or on camera[13][14]
Autassassinophilia Being in life-threatening situations[4]
Autoandrophilia A biological female imagining herself as a male[15][16]
Autoerotic asphyxiation Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness[14]
Autogynephilia A biological male imagining himself as a female[17]
Auto-haemofetishism Bleeding oneself (does not involve ingestion of blood). Type of autovampirism.[18]
Autonepiophilia The image of one's self in the form of an infant.[13]
Autopedophilia The image of one's self in the form of a child.[19]
Autoplushophilia The image of one's self in the form of a plush or anthropomorphized animal.[19]
Autovampirism The image of one's self in the form of a vampire.[20] Involves ingesting or seeing one's own blood.[18]
Autozoophilia The image of one's self in the form of an animal or anthropomorphized animal.[19]
Biastophilia Raping a person.[4]
Chremastistophilia Being robbed or held up[13]
Chronophilia Partners of a widely differing chronological age[13]
Coprophilia Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia[2][21]
Dacryphilia Tears or crying[22]
Diaper fetishism Diapers; considerable overlap with paraphilic infantilism[23]
Dendrophilia Trees[4]
Emetophilia Vomit[3]
Eproctophilia Flatulence[24]
Erotic asphyxiation Asphyxia of oneself or others[25]
Erotophonophilia Murder, often of strangers (also known as dacnolagnomania).[10]
Exhibitionism Exposing one's genitals to unsuspecting and nonconsenting others[2]
Feederism Eating, feeding, and weight gain.[26]
Formicophilia Being crawled on by bugs[13][27]
Forniphilia Turning a human being into a piece of furniture
Frotteurism Rubbing against a non-consenting person[2]
Gerontophilia Elderly people[28]
Gynandromorphophilia Transsexual or transgender women[3][29]
Gynemimetophilia Transsexual or transgender women[3][29]
Hematolagnia Drinking or looking at blood[30]
Heterophilia Idealization of heterosexuality and/or people who are "straight-acting," especially by non-heterosexual people.[31][32][33]
Homeovestism Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex[34][35]
Hoplophilia Firearms, guns [36]
Hybristophilia Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes[13][37]
Infantophilia Pedophilia with a focus on children five years old or younger, a recently suggested term that is not in general use[38]
Kleptophilia Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia[3]
Klismaphilia Enemas, either giving or having[3]
Lactophilia Breast milk[39]
Liquidophilia Immersing genitals in liquids[39]
Macrophilia Giants, giantesses.[39]
Maschalagnia Armpits[40]
Masochism Suffering; being beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated[2]
Mechanophilia Cars or other machines; also "mechaphilia."[41][42][43]
Melolagnia Music[44]
Menophilia Menstruation[39]
Metrophilia Poetry[44]
Microphilia Tiny beings.[citation needed]
Morphophilia Particular body shapes or sizes[14]
Mucophilia Mucus[39]
Mysophilia Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things[3]
Narratophilia Obscene words[3]
Nasophilia Noses[39]
Necrophilia Corpses[2][3][45]
Objectophilia Specific inanimate objects[2]
Oculolinctus Licking the eyeballs[46]
Oculophilia Eyes and activities directly relating to and/or involving the eyes. Voyeurism does not meet classification for this term.
Olfactophilia Smells[3][13]
Paraphilic infantilism Dressing or being treated like a baby, also known as autonepiophilia[13] or "adult baby syndrome";[47] considerable overlap with diaper fetishism[23]
Partialism Specific, non-genital body parts[2][3]
Pedophilia Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia; often confused with hebephilia, ephebophilia, and pederasty[2][48]
Peodeiktophilia Exposing one's penis[4]
Pedovestism Dressing like a child[49]
Podophilia Feet[50]
Pictophilia Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures[3][13]
Piquerism Piercing the flesh of another person, most commonly by stabbing or cutting the body with sharp objects[51]
Plushophilia Stuffed toy animals (Plushies).[52]
Pygophilia Buttocks[53]
Pyrophilia Fire[54]
Raptophilia Committing rape, possibly consensual rape fantasy[13]
Sadism Inflicting pain on others[2]
Salirophilia Soiling or dirtying others[3]
Sexual fetishism Nonliving objects[2]
Somnophilia Sleeping or unconscious people[3][13]
Sophophilia Learning[55]
Sthenolagnia Muscles and displays of strength[39]
Stigmatophilia Body piercings and tattoos[4][39]
Symphorophilia Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents[4]
Telephone scatologia Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia[2][13] and scatophilia[56]
Teratophilia Deformed or monstrous people[57]
Toucherism Touching an unsuspecting, non-consenting person with the hand[58]
Toxophilia Archery[44]
Transvestic fetishism Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism[2]
Transvestophilia A transvestite sexual partner[13]
Trichophilia Hair[39]
Troilism Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge[14][59]
Urolagnia Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on. Also referred to as "water sports"[2][3][13][14]
Vampirism Blood[60][61]
Vorarephilia The idea of one person or creature eating or being eaten by another; usually swallowed whole, in one piece[62]
Voyeurism Watching others while naked or having sex, generally without their knowledge; also known as scopophilia or scoptophilia[2][14]
Zoophilia Animals[2][3][13]
Wet and messy fetishism Messy situations, including, but not limited to, being pied, gunged or covered in mud
Zoosadism Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain[63]
Paraphilia Focus of erotic interest
Abasiophilia People with impaired mobility[3]
Acrotomophilia People with amputations[4][5]
Agalmatophilia Statues, mannequins and immobility[6]
Algolagnia Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation[7]
Andromimetophilia Trans men[3][8]
Anililagnia Attraction by young men to older women[9]
Anthropophagolagnia Raping and then cannibalizing another person.[10]
Anthropophagy Ingesting human flesh[10]
Apotemnophilia Being an amputee[4][11]
Asphyxiophilia Being asphyxiated or strangled[4]
Attraction to disability People with one or more physical disabilities.[12]
Autagonistophilia Being on stage or on camera[13][14]
Autassassinophilia Being in life-threatening situations[4]
Autoandrophilia A biological female imagining herself as a male[15][16]
Autoerotic asphyxiation Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness[14]
Autogynephilia A biological male imagining himself as a female[17]
Auto-haemofetishism Bleeding oneself (does not involve ingestion of blood). Type of autovampirism.[18]
Autonepiophilia The image of one's self in the form of an infant.[13]
Autopedophilia The image of one's self in the form of a child.[19]
Autoplushophilia The image of one's self in the form of a plush or anthropomorphized animal.[19]
Autovampirism The image of one's self in the form of a vampire.[20] Involves ingesting or seeing one's own blood.[18]
Autozoophilia The image of one's self in the form of an animal or anthropomorphized animal.[19]
Biastophilia Raping a person.[4]
Chremastistophilia Being robbed or held up[13]
Chronophilia Partners of a widely differing chronological age[13]
Coprophilia Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia[2][21]
Dacryphilia Tears or crying[22]
Diaper fetishism Diapers; considerable overlap with paraphilic infantilism[23]
Dendrophilia Trees[4]
Emetophilia Vomit[3]
Eproctophilia Flatulence[24]
Erotic asphyxiation Asphyxia of oneself or others[25]
Erotophonophilia Murder, often of strangers (also known as dacnolagnomania).[10]
Exhibitionism Exposing one's genitals to unsuspecting and nonconsenting others[2]
Feederism Eating, feeding, and weight gain.[26]
Formicophilia Being crawled on by bugs[13][27]
Forniphilia Turning a human being into a piece of furniture
Frotteurism Rubbing against a non-consenting person[2]
Gerontophilia Elderly people[28]
Gynandromorphophilia Transsexual or transgender women[3][29]
Gynemimetophilia Transsexual or transgender women[3][29]
Hematolagnia Drinking or looking at blood[30]
Heterophilia Idealization of heterosexuality and/or people who are "straight-acting," especially by non-heterosexual people.[31][32][33]
Homeovestism Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex[34][35]
Hoplophilia Firearms, guns [36]
Hybristophilia Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes[13][37]
Infantophilia Pedophilia with a focus on children five years old or younger, a recently suggested term that is not in general use[38]
Kleptophilia Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia[3]
Klismaphilia Enemas, either giving or having[3]
Lactophilia Breast milk[39]
Liquidophilia Immersing genitals in liquids[39]
Macrophilia Giants, giantesses.[39]
Maschalagnia Armpits[40]
Masochism Suffering; being beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated[2]
Mechanophilia Cars or other machines; also "mechaphilia."[41][42][43]
Melolagnia Music[44]
Menophilia Menstruation[39]
Metrophilia Poetry[44]
Microphilia Tiny beings.[citation needed]
Morphophilia Particular body shapes or sizes[14]
Mucophilia Mucus[39]
Mysophilia Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things[3]
Narratophilia Obscene words[3]
Nasophilia Noses[39]
Necrophilia Corpses[2][3][45]
Objectophilia Specific inanimate objects[2]
Oculolinctus Licking the eyeballs[46]
Oculophilia Eyes and activities directly relating to and/or involving the eyes. Voyeurism does not meet classification for this term.
Olfactophilia Smells[3][13]
Paraphilic infantilism Dressing or being treated like a baby, also known as autonepiophilia[13] or "adult baby syndrome";[47] considerable overlap with diaper fetishism[23]
Partialism Specific, non-genital body parts[2][3]
Pedophilia Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia; often confused with hebephilia, ephebophilia, and pederasty[2][48]
Peodeiktophilia Exposing one's penis[4]
Pedovestism Dressing like a child[49]
Podophilia Feet[50]
Pictophilia Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures[3][13]
Piquerism Piercing the flesh of another person, most commonly by stabbing or cutting the body with sharp objects[51]
Plushophilia Stuffed toy animals (Plushies).[52]
Pygophilia Buttocks[53]
Pyrophilia Fire[54]
Raptophilia Committing rape, possibly consensual rape fantasy[13]
Sadism Inflicting pain on others[2]
Salirophilia Soiling or dirtying others[3]
Sexual fetishism Nonliving objects[2]
Somnophilia Sleeping or unconscious people[3][13]
Sophophilia Learning[55]
Sthenolagnia Muscles and displays of strength[39]
Stigmatophilia Body piercings and tattoos[4][39]
Symphorophilia Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents[4]
Telephone scatologia Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia[2][13] and scatophilia[56]
Teratophilia Deformed or monstrous people[57]
Toucherism Touching an unsuspecting, non-consenting person with the hand[58]
Toxophilia Archery[44]
Transvestic fetishism Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism[2]
Transvestophilia A transvestite sexual partner[13]
Trichophilia Hair[39]
Troilism Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge[14][59]
Urolagnia Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on. Also referred to as "water sports"[2][3][13][14]
Vampirism Blood[60][61]
Vorarephilia The idea of one person or creature eating or being eaten by another; usually swallowed whole, in one piece[62]
Voyeurism Watching others while naked or having sex, generally without their knowledge; also known as scopophilia or scoptophilia[2][14]
Zoophilia Animals[2][3][13]
Wet and messy fetishism Messy situations, including, but not limited to, being pied, gunged or covered in mud
Zoosadism Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain[63]
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Re: Man arrested after 'having sex with parked van'
to sick to read, cheers anyway...
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Re: Man arrested after 'having sex with parked van'
I was thinking of something else but am sure the joke would have been exhausted
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