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Beard to go or not?

Post by Bearded Brian » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:23 pm

Whilst waiting for the pedal on my push bike to be replaced this elderly lady came up to me and started to shake her fist in my face, shouting about Morsi. The owner of the bike shop said something to her and she walked off, apparently she was saying I looked too much like Morsi. Five minutes later she was back with a cup of tea and a smile for me. So should I shave my beard or not?



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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by Bullet Magnet » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:39 pm

YES.. And Dye your hair Ginger. . . :cg
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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by BENNU » Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:44 pm

Bearded Brian wrote: The owner of the bike shop said something to her and she walked off... Five minutes later she was back with a cup of tea and a smile for me. So should I shave my beard or not?
:ct I am sure that he told her, you would do anything for tea... but for ONE cup??!
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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by Who2 » Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:33 pm

Beards are fashionable now, so I hear, mines a bit pathetic but my mate, Scot's John is bringing three false ones, a bit like the 'life of Brian' scene
Last time was 'Osama bin Laden giving George Bush one up the rear end.[sodomizing] Customs loved it so much he gave them 6 colour copies and told them to photocopy them for their mates. Bit of a 'card is our John!
So have beards suddenly gone out of fashion, what's happening re the revolution ? no TV....:cool:
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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by Bullet Magnet » Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:07 pm

Beard's...

If we get Dusak's, Luxor 2035 coming true... :cool:

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Post by Zooropa » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:02 pm

Bullet Magnet wrote:Beard's...

If we get Dusak's, Luxor 2035 coming true... :cool:

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Brian, can we have some Before and After picture's please.. :up
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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by Bullet Magnet » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:33 pm

:lol:

Just watched this again, Killer... :cool:

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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by HEPZIBAH » Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:40 pm

Bullet Magnet wrote:YES.. And Dye your hair Ginger. . . :cg
Nooo...Dye the beard ginger and shave your head! :snig:
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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by Dusak » Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:50 am

Thanks BM, almost forgot how much lifting up of the spirits these were. Two sessions of laughter in the space of several minutes, not bad going considering the present gloom. If anyone were to come to close to my beard with cutting implements they would find themselves in recite of the famed 'Kirby Kiss'. By Gods own hand my growth is of a designer nature. Russet brown tash with contrasting lower lip cover. Rest basically mid to dark grey with two near black patches to the underside of the chin. Sideburns are in a more popular shade of white and I always shave one slightly wider than the other so people can say 'is one of your sideburns wider than the other'. This colouring is very handy if you find yourself having to hide out in a Welsh slate quarry. :up
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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:32 am

Soooooooooo?????????? Are you still BeardedBrian? Or Cleanshavedsmoothasababy'sbumBrian?

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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by Bearded Brian » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:23 am

Still Bearded Brian - decided that a two toned face won't be a good look.

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Re: Beard to go or not?

Post by Bullet Magnet » Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:37 am

:lol: :lol:

I relaised that last night after having a shave for the first time in 4 days, and after all this sunshine we have been blessed with in the UK.

Beard = organic sunblock.. :cg


I was looking forward to the Before and After pictures Brian, but I guess now that Tweedle Dumb is in safely locked up in Jail for gross incompetence , then you are safe.... :up
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