Is there no end to the selfish actions of this man?

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.

Pattie looks at the...

I was out for a stroll the other day and came across this in the woods:

On closer inspection

I have heard of Fairies at the bottom of the garden, but have they moved into the woodlands now? ;)

If a dentist makes money out of people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend? :roll:

This has to be the most hilarious mix up of all time :))) :)))

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance...

ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words....

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON...

I always find these fascinating

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he...

just been here a few weeks and already been on TV. An Eastern Brown escaped from the venum zoo at Kuranda and decided to wonder across the street chased by a worker from the zoo. Me and the other...

P J O’Rourke is widely regarded as the US’s greatest living political satirist. Living might be a stretch because after more than 50 years of drug and alcohol abuse he is not what he was which might...

Seen on a Danish grammar nerd page:

went to do a weekly shop and came across the following, Tiffin Bars, Old Jamaica (dark chocolate with rum laced raisins) Picnic Bars, some brilliant flavours in TinTams. Then went to Rusty's for...

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet...

In a facebook group, we are discussing how as children we had misunderstood some lines in songs and sung them in a funny way. Someone just shared that they used to hear and sing:

Ground control to...

I was asked to pipe at a funeral, so yesteday I set off, I did not know the place and had to keep asking every few kilometres. I got there 1 hour late the mourners had gone and the only people there...

Entrepreneurship is alive and well!!

Don't discard your old pet....get them moving again!