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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
1. The wife was counting all the 1p and 2p pieces out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself "She's going through the...
I was thinking, ( usually a dangerous endeavour for me,)
I like to watch the banter unfold on this forum, and if I pair off that pasttime with a thought I had recently regarding some strange couples...
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I would like to pair Stan off with A-Four... On A road trip around the ancient Sites. West bank... 3 years ago...
They meet up at the ferry, and plan to wander out into the desert.
Stan, camera in...
Last November he said "your Xmas present is coming from America, I said "so where's my birthday present then ? Anyhow him being a really famous 'skint sculptor said over a few Yuletide beers........
One of the tradesmen was chatting to me about $dollars today, so I said how much ? he mentioned an understandable figure.
I said 'was it a black dollar ? an old scam, so off he trots, comes back with...
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Seem's Legit' to me Doctor :cg
Pssst.. 50 Egyptian each to you... :cool:
Mum's the word and all that though.. :|
So this is finally, after much debating, drinking, debauchery, ect, our Xmas Card........... "Virgin upon the Ridiculous " to all our friends, wherever you may be, love, peace & a king-size rizla,...
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One thing:
These Blue Christmas lights, you have spread around your gaff..very nice and all that.. :up
BUT not so good when people put them outside, the flashing ones especially..
A man married a Devon Woman ans when they passed over the threshold he told her she must clean the house every day, make sure the ironing is up to date, make sure his clothes are hung up in the...
I lived in the West End of Glasgow for three years. A Great place, and REALLY Great people. I loved their humor, rebellious nature and openness to other people.
Anyhow, that's me laying the...
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Pipe music has it place.. Preferably in Australia where I cant hear it.. ;)
BUT.... That is pretty good, :cool:
Not sure what Paganini's 20th century reincarnation would make of it though.. :cg...
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER....
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I remember a sign in the Public Toilets in Portree the capital of the Isle of Skye. it said if you run into a good looking female on Skye be assured she will be a tourist....
The Mahjongg Dimensions games have stopped working when using the new flash update 11.5 :( If you are still using flash 10 or below everything should still work fine.
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Ahhhh that would answer why it wouldn't load for me yesterday. Are any other games affected? I've tried to play a couple of different ones just recently but they took so long to load that I gave up....
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The...
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Had to change the nationalities around a bit you will maybe guess....
An Afganistani, a Belerusian, and a Vladivostocian, were paralytic and walking home, the Afganistani said see that pigsty over...
He 'fixed it for my mate once, an evening out with his favorite star, 'Gary Glitter......
I also heard the other day that a load of dyslexic mothers beat the crap out of little Jimmy Sommerville.....
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My DD Grandmother found one of the ripper victims..
The Location :
Savile Park in Halifax. She lived in Emscot Grove, just by the park.
Also, one of my distant relatives managed to escape the...
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