Lipstick in Catholic School

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick...

Subject: 6th Graders

Insight into the minds of 6th graders: The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best in humor is in the...

A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still...

For all of you retirees ...
Retirement !!!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the...

Hello Tower, Am I?

We never knew what was being said between the pilot and the tower, now we have some kind of idea.

TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.

Centre, we are at...

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will...

Irish Nun

In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year old
Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered
around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her warm...

FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my son again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Talking about my doing something useful seemed to be his favorite topic of conversation. He was only...

A few months ago, I had one of my Grandson's falling asleep in my lap, and the other sitting on a chair in the far end of my lounge.
The camera was nearby, so I thought I would take a shot of him.....

A nice little gem I found today on the Internet... Hope.. :cool:

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine...

Think you are having a bad day ?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a...

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man...

I dreamt last night I was the author of The Lord of the Rings . I was Tolkein in my sleep. :roll:

I have had a pen friend now for some time called Margaret. I have always called her Maggie, or Marge, as in the Simpsons. Yesterday though found out she had a middle name of Lucienne, so now call her...

This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are.

AMEN: The only part...

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA....

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS...

In the Office the other day, and I noticed we had a fridge in the Kitchen..
Out of curiosity, I opened said fridge and people had put names on varios food items.... How weird I though to myself......

My mate asked what my first sexual encounter was like.

I said it felt like the 100 meter Olympic final. ;)

What, over in 9 seconds ? he said

I answered..
No, 8 Black men and a gun :urm:

:cool:

Punography ~~
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned...