Irish Nun

In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year old
Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered
around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her warm...

FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my son again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Talking about my doing something useful seemed to be his favorite topic of conversation. He was only...

A few months ago, I had one of my Grandson's falling asleep in my lap, and the other sitting on a chair in the far end of my lounge.
The camera was nearby, so I thought I would take a shot of him.....

A nice little gem I found today on the Internet... Hope.. :cool:

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine...

Think you are having a bad day ?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a...

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man...

I dreamt last night I was the author of The Lord of the Rings . I was Tolkein in my sleep. :roll:

I have had a pen friend now for some time called Margaret. I have always called her Maggie, or Marge, as in the Simpsons. Yesterday though found out she had a middle name of Lucienne, so now call her...

This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are.

AMEN: The only part...

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA....

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS...

In the Office the other day, and I noticed we had a fridge in the Kitchen..
Out of curiosity, I opened said fridge and people had put names on varios food items.... How weird I though to myself......

My mate asked what my first sexual encounter was like.

I said it felt like the 100 meter Olympic final. ;)

What, over in 9 seconds ? he said

I answered..
No, 8 Black men and a gun :urm:

:cool:

Punography ~~
I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned...

And to think we use to have to hold it up to the light! Remember the Kaleidoscope when we were kids?

This is really incredible ! How amazing that someone could not only create this, but make it to...

Have some tissues ready to wipe away your tears!

And you thought women's fashion could be weird...

1. The wife was counting all the 1p and 2p pieces out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself She's going through the...

I was thinking, ( usually a dangerous endeavour for me,)
I like to watch the banter unfold on this forum, and if I pair off that pasttime with a thought I had recently regarding some strange couples...

Last November he said your Xmas present is coming from America, I said so where's my birthday present then ?
Anyhow him being a really famous 'skint sculptor said over a few Yuletide beers.....
So,...