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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
Early aircraft's throttles had a ball on the end of it,in order to go full throttle the pilot had to push the throttle all the way forward into the wall of the instrument...
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was...
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Another reason I don't do Xmas. About twenty years ago I was putting the little girl on the top spike when the steps slipped on the laminate floor as I stretched out, fell backwards and smashed the...
A man walked into the ladies department And shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.. .'
'What type of bra?' asked...
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Never knew there was a lower male version! :)))
One of the worst fashion faux pas is seeing a women wearing an extremely ill fitting bra where skin is pushed up and hanging over everything. Almost...
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them and said, So ya'll want to...
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What about perfect 20/20 vision in the one eye, or he may have a monocle. Or he may have been blind. Your blonde are you not? :lol:
Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I...
In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a...
I see the debate on ownership still continues.
Surly the design would be owned by the Police or by Gilbert Mackenzie Trench's, ancestors the Scottish architect and deputy surveyor for the...
''Well ladies, welcome to the grand opening of Tiff's Tasty Treats restaurant. Now, first point...what’s that Doreen? Yes I know they’ve missed the R from treats, but who looks at the sign anyway?...
As we begin marching toward 2014, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I can no longer open a bathroom...
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Just like any old day in Luxor. :up I intend to have the same crap happy year in 2014 as I had this year cos I enjoyed reading all the misery 'oh woe is us' posts on here. :up And I would like to...
Secret tape recording made at the new Luxor committee members acceptance interviews.
''Next! Please step forwards to the table and state your name and qualifications. You have ten minutes to...
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Tiff is now heading the sub-comity's sub comity. She's grateful that some one found her the right slot. Tiff did have another mishap when she attempted to open a themed restaurant here she was...
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,...
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the...
Two new perspective lady members of the new Luxor comity stand before the steel door, which is locked. They knock and a small slide opens. A beady eye looks at them.
''Yes, what do you want?'' The...
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Reminiscent of my childhood toy, 'Sadly my x-eyed bear........:cool:
