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True Friendship
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:03 am
A testimony to true friendship is...
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in....
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:03 am
For Fran and Barry
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by
Bullet Magnet »
Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:29 am
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Caption:
Let me see if it was good
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That is lovely. Thank you :bl: I have only just seen it as we have been away for 10 days at the Red Sea so doing a quick catch up.
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Last post by FABlux
Sat Feb 22, 2014 6:12 pm
Text Message
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:45 pm
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Sat Feb 22, 2014 4:45 pm
Werds, Werds, Werds, Werds
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:28 am
“Lexophile is a word used to describe those that have a
love for words, such as you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna
fish , or to write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A competition to see...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:28 am
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Sat Feb 15, 2014 2:07 am
Why Plastic Surgery can be harmful
by
Chocolate Eclair »
Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:18 am
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked Is my time up? . . . and God said, No, you...
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Last post by Chocolate Eclair
Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:18 am
Phone Calls
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:37 pm
Hi Honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'
‘No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
'Oh,...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:37 pm
Bar Conversation
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:35 pm
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties
while sitting at a bar having a beer.
One of the guys says to his buddy,
Man you look tired.
His buddy says,
Dude I'm exhausted.
My...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:35 pm
Training Manual Wisdom
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by
LovelyLadyLux »
Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:48 pm
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WISDOM FROM TRAINING MANUALS !
'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'
- Infantry Journal-
'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just
bombed.'
- US. Air Force Manual...
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they are all very good :D
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Last post by marvin-carrie
Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:41 pm
Just to lighten things up
by
Chocolate Eclair »
Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:36 pm
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband!
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that...
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Last post by Chocolate Eclair
Mon Feb 10, 2014 5:36 pm
The Deep Thinking Man
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by
LovelyLadyLux »
Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:03 pm
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What deep thinkers men are ... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife...
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Didn't see that post either :( :( Must be slowing down in my perusing of L4U.
Does bring a query as to why some posts are removed while others locked?
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:09 pm
Knock Knock
by
Bullet Magnet »
Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:25 am
Knox Knox
Who's there ?
Interpol... !!! Now open the fricken door... :cool:
Unlikely I know, since the Extradition treaty between the good ol US of A' tends to be non reciprocal, a one way...
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Last post by Bullet Magnet
Sat Feb 01, 2014 6:25 am
Raisin Bread
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:32 am
Raisin Bread
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:32 am
It just made me laugh!
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by
dsaxelby »
Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:56 pm
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NOMINATED THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR
A Romanian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
Thank you Mr....
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:))) :))) :)))
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:47 am
Just Saying..........
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:18 am
Just saying......................
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,' Lillian , you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter )
I had a rose...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:18 am
Matthew and the Confession
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:26 am
Matthew goes into a confessional box and says Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman.
The Priest says is that you Matthew?
Yes father, it is I.
Who was the woman...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:26 am
Betcha Did Know............
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:48 am
Betcha Didn't Know....
Early aircraft's throttles had a ball on the end of it,in order to go full throttle the pilot had to push the throttle all the way forward into the wall of the instrument...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Thu Jan 02, 2014 4:48 am
Air Traffic Control Humour
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:59 am
Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!
Delta 351: Give us another hint! We have digital watches!
________________________________________________________________________
Tower: TWA...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Tue Dec 31, 2013 4:59 am
The Story of the Christmas Fairy
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by
Sdo »
Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:56 pm
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Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was...
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Another reason I don't do Xmas. About twenty years ago I was putting the little girl on the top spike when the steps slipped on the laminate floor as I stretched out, fell backwards and smashed the...
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Last post by Dusak
Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:43 pm
Sex Toy
by
LovelyLadyLux »
Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:54 am
Every time this couple made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years and a couple of kids the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him...
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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:54 am
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