Doctor Who fans build flying Tardis

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What Religion is A Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department And shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.. .'
'What type of bra?' asked...

Blonde Detectives

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the 3 of them and said, So ya'll want to...

President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.
Walter, responds the little boy....

The Nail

Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I...

In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a...

In today's Independent......:cool:

Ps: Easyjet ? 'I travelled here in the above.

''Well ladies, welcome to the grand opening of Tiff's Tasty Treats restaurant. Now, first point...what’s that Doreen? Yes I know they’ve missed the R from treats, but who looks at the sign anyway?...

As we begin marching toward 2014, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom...

Picture of frank dimichel

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came upon a
little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.

How much do you...

Secret tape recording made at the new Luxor committee members acceptance interviews.

''Next! Please step forwards to the table and state your name and qualifications. You have ten minutes to...

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,...

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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks,...

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the...

A tourist was walking through a cemetery in Vienna and all of a sudden he heard music.

No one was around, so he started searching for the source.
He finally located the origin and found it was...

Two new perspective lady members of the new Luxor comity stand before the steel door, which is locked. They knock and a small slide opens. A beady eye looks at them.
''Yes, what do you want?'' The...

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest,

'Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month.’

The...

Sometimes there are common words that get lost in translation when they cross the pond with the same word having quite a different meaning in the UK vs the USA.

Thought this one was quite profound -...

Since Oct 31st and Hallowe'en are approaching and bringing with them all the orange pumpkins which symbolize the season I felt it only right that I should let everybody know how pumpkin pies are...

For all my grammatically correct friends.

On his 74th birthday, Roy, got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby
reservation who was...