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Cabinet - Reshuffle

Last post by Zooropa « Wed May 14, 2014 6:58 pm

by Zooropa » Wed May 14, 2014 6:58 pm

I think its high time we appointed a new cabinet in these trying times, heres my starter for ten.

Tourism Minister - DR Who

Attorney General - dsaxelby

Ambassador to Great Britain - ????!!!???...

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Last post by Zooropa
Wed May 14, 2014 6:58 pm
Just 17 minutes..'just call me James...

Last post by BENNU « Sun May 04, 2014 4:25 pm
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by Who2 » Sat May 03, 2014 6:43 pm

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Sit back and enjoy just for 17 minutes the glory that is Freddie Frinton You lucky people You .... :cool:

Ps: I was a waiter once 'silver service, The Stafford, rothschilds, sean connery, sir...

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Dinner for One
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dinner for One, also known as The 90th Birthday, or by its corresponding German alternative title, Der 90. Geburtstag, is a two-hander comedy...

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Last post by BENNU
Sun May 04, 2014 4:25 pm
Medical dictionary jokes

Last post by WIZARD « Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:48 pm

by WIZARD » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:48 pm

Medical definitions that you won't find in the dictionary Medical dictionary jokes

Artery = The study of paintings.
Benign = What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria....

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Last post by WIZARD
Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:48 pm
Some nice Blonde jokes for you.

Last post by WIZARD « Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:52 pm

by WIZARD » Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:52 pm

Some nice Blond jokes for you.

DISNEYLAND
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Freeway when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned...

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Last post by WIZARD
Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:52 pm
Fight !!!

Last post by Bullet Magnet « Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:15 am

by Bullet Magnet » Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:15 am

At last !!! I think I have found a fight that I could actually Win.. :cg

Last Night, I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.
At first, I was afraid; I was petrified:

And finally, My...

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Last post by Bullet Magnet
Sun Apr 27, 2014 9:15 am
Google

Last post by Brian Yare « Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:58 pm
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by Bullet Magnet » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:30 pm

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Go to Google, then in the search bar, type in

askew

No need to do anything else...

You're Welcome.. :cool:

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Strange, now I have to tilt my laptop to get it back to level :?

Don't type tilt into www.google.com, or you screen may go askew!

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Last post by Brian Yare
Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:58 pm
Just for Dr Who.

Last post by Bullet Magnet « Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:02 am
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by WIZARD » Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:03 pm

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Just for Dr Who.

Hand job
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, I had this...

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I liked the last one, sums up the idea of old people perfectly.. :up

They are dark horses though.

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Last post by Bullet Magnet
Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:02 am
Virgin Wedding

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:59 pm

by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:59 pm

NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.

Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Fri Apr 11, 2014 11:59 pm
Time travel is so messed up !

Last post by Bullet Magnet « Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:51 pm

by Bullet Magnet » Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:51 pm

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Last post by Bullet Magnet
Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:51 pm
The Farmer

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:17 pm

by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:17 pm

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by
the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot
solicitor was questioning Paddy.

'Didn't you say to the...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Tue Mar 25, 2014 8:17 pm
Degree's of Marriage...

Last post by Chocolate Eclair « Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:14 am
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by Chocolate Eclair » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:46 pm

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Marriage (Part I)
Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want -- and I don't expect any...

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I am not a sexist J, so willing to put on humour from both sides of any coin... :wi

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Last post by Chocolate Eclair
Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:14 am
Why Teachers Drink

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:03 am

by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:03 am

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. How is dew...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:03 am
Brings a Tear to your eye....

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:39 am

by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:39 am

A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM

(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)

Of course I loves ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say yer gorgeous

I means every single word...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:39 am
Masculine Moments

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:26 am

by LovelyLadyLux » Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:26 am

Sometimes words are not sufficient and pictures tell the story better:

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Sat Mar 08, 2014 4:26 am
Walking on Grass

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:57 pm

by LovelyLadyLux » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:57 pm

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:57 pm
Pro Shop

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:37 pm

by LovelyLadyLux » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:37 pm

A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her son's birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

Standing behind the counter...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:37 pm
Seniors Again!

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:05 pm

by LovelyLadyLux » Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:05 pm

The Jewish Elbow

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301 . There...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Sat Mar 01, 2014 5:05 pm
Scottish Death Notice

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:49 pm
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by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:17 pm

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For all you Golf tragics and all the others too. Gotta Love the Scots.

A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to
arrange publication of a death notice for her recently
deceased...

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The sad reality is I can see both my Grannie and Mother doing this!

Waste not, want not was the Motto I was raised with.

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:49 pm
An OAP coffee morning.

Last post by WIZARD « Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:03 pm
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by WIZARD » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:07 pm

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An OAP coffee morning

A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Costa Coffee.

My arms have got so weak I can hardly lift

this cup of coffee, said one....

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That ability is alive and well around here!!! Wednesday mornings are typically 10% off day in the shops for Seniors and they're ALL on the roads!

Sounds like a good idea. LLL. :)

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Last post by WIZARD
Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:03 pm
Seniors

Last post by LovelyLadyLux « Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:24 pm

by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:24 pm

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding,...

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Last post by LovelyLadyLux
Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:24 pm

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