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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes
of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she
applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loans Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will...
There once lived a family of balloons; Daddy Balloon; Mummy Balloon and Baby Balloon. They all lived very happily in a snug little honeysuckle and ivy covered cottage in the woods.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
And orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.'...
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her...
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points, or none at all.
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very
worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use
>a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father
> was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,...
Its the kind of thing that would not surprise you if you witnessed it in Egypt!
Source: Youtube.
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Having been in the good old US of A WITH police during times of a critical incident I can tell you that those Cops are wired for the worst, come heavily HEAVILY armed, WILL SHOOT FIRST and suicide by...
1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT- USE THE SINK.
3....
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I'm totally thrilled if I can get my blood pressure (bp) up over 100. IF I'm stressed, excited, pressured I can get to 115 but that is a real push and quite rare (for me). Usually I'm in double...
The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Alaska State Troopers. We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but
we have some information about...
After working most of her life, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was...
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