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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing arse-backwards.
A refuse collector in Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the...
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please ?
The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese...
Yesterday fun was had by all as we cleaned our canal....:cool:
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That trusty inflatable canoe is coming in useful then. Don't let them ruin it. You might need it when civilisation breaks down and the high dam bursts!!
Finish the sentence, You Know you are in Egypt when you ...........
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But we Brits are renowned for our fortitude and forwards thinking. I now use a small size boob tube that compresses the man boobs nicely. Ends gender confusion, creates happy days. :up
A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
'What does that mean?' asked the child.
'Go and ask your father. I...
According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick...
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My ex sister in law was catholic, she's got 5 kids, the first one was while she was at school she said 'the nuns were so understanding and caring' :D they were not second time around lol..... sorry...
Insight into the minds of 6th graders: The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best in humor is in the...
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Very funny and entertaining. The best of humorous statements such as these are always created via innocence. (and not paying attention in class)
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