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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland , at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still...
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will...
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If this had been Keefy, he would of asked for a wind repellant ashtray on his handlebars :cg .
It's one thing I dont do Dusak, smoke and ride, So riding my bike cuts my cigarette intake down :)
Yesterday my son again asked why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Talking about my doing something useful seemed to be his favorite topic of conversation. He was only...
A few months ago, I had one of my Grandson's falling asleep in my lap, and the other sitting on a chair in the far end of my lounge.
The camera was nearby, so I thought I would take a shot of him.....
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine...
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a...
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:urm: I thought I was having a GOOD day ... :dance3:
A married man was having an affair
with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man...
I have had a pen friend now for some time called Margaret. I have always called her Maggie, or Marge, as in the Simpsons. Yesterday though found out she had a middle name of Lucienne, so now call her...
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I am getting fat :lol:
Yes Dusak I have to keep pruning very old posts to keep the forum optimized :)
This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and top secret code words, the better off they are.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA....
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS...
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It is not true but is a very famous urban legend, Neil Armstrong even joked about it and enjoyed it but pointed people at the transcripts where you can find he never said it
In the Office the other day, and I noticed we had a fridge in the Kitchen..
Out of curiosity, I opened said fridge and people had put names on varios food items.... How weird I though to myself......
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I would say that the sweetcorn's sprint through my G.I Tract was sufficient punishment... :cool:
My mate asked what my first sexual encounter was like.
I said it felt like the 100 meter Olympic final. ;)
What, over in 9 seconds ? he said
I answered..
No, 8 Black men and a gun :urm:
:cool:
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Walking around Luxor complete strangers are always walking up to me offering to lend me a hand. Perhaps they too think that my memory is fading with the years.
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